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(Episode 202) “Hi! My Name Is…”

On episode 202 of #TSRP Spann opens the show with listener feedback as the conversation continues on why dudes find themselves being called trash. Then we hop into the news as a black teen in suburban Detroit was shot at while asking for directions on his way to school at the home of a “retired Detroit Firefighter.” Come to find out, this isn’t his first run in with the law concerning firearms. The Feds have seized control of Backpage.com as the website had been linked to untold amounts of human trafficking, and prostitution rings. And Donald Chump is in the news for 1.) His Chump Tower building caught fire resulting in one person dying. 2.) His personal attorney, Michael Cohen had his home and his offices raided in connection to his hush money payments to Stormy Daniels, and 3.) This dude just decided to attack Syria. We’ve got a few Blue Blazes stories too, as a college student just sold her virginity to an actor to the tune of $1.4 Million. China has implemented a weird social credit system that has eerie similarities to an episode of Black Mirror.Taylor Swift has just given us a cover that NO ONE was asking for. And a police officer with a funny, yet appropriate name was just arrested for moonlighting as a prostitute on the side. We’ve even got another episode of Special Hotep Unit, as Umar Johnson is back to his old tricks, and of course you know money is involved. All of that, and of course, we’ve got our AssHat & Champ of The Week announcements to make as well. We’ve got a whole lot to get through right here on episode 202 of The Spann Report!

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(Episode 192) “We Tried To Tell Y’all!”

On Episode 192 of #TSRP, Spann announces the launch of the newest show on The Spann Report Podcast Network, The Beer N’ Chicken Podcast. The Umar Johnson/ Tariq Nasheed shenanigans continue as Hotep Civil War 2 reaches into it’s third week on Social Media. Sex Robots with bionic penises are scheduled to launch this year, will this render your ain’t shit ass obsolete? And later in the show, Ginuwine has been top of mind in social media spaces as his appearance on Big Brother UK sparked debate on whether or not it was “transphobic” to reject the advances of someone who is Transgender. But were there actually people mad at Ginuwine? We’ll break that down. And of course we have our new AssHat & Champ of The Week to denounce, and to honor as well. All of that AND MORE this week on The Spann Report!

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(Episode 191) “Back For 2018!”

Just as the title suggest, we’re back for 2018, with a renewed vigor, and a refined vision. Spann hits the mic for the first time of the year to celebrate 7 years officially of The Spann Report, as January 8th is the original birthday of the show. Special thanks to all of the listeners who reached out to the show after episode 190. We have some special announcements to make for the new Spann Report Network as a new show is coming on board, with new host, bringing new voices, and new personalities. We dive in to some of Spann’s more recent random thoughts that sprang up over the holiday break, and then right back to the madness! A woman was shot in Chicago while filming an altercation with another woman. But why though? Cable bills are slated to rise in 2018, and if you think streaming services may be able to save you, you might want to think again. A Detroit woman defrauds Social Security to the tune of $176,000 and she avoided jail time??? How Sway? HOW? And a conservative software engineer is suing Google because he says he was fired for his political beliefs. And later on in the show, another Hotep Civil War has broken out as Tariq Nasheed, and Umar Johnson both trade insults over social media. All of that, and we’ve got our AssHat & Champ of The Week! It’s been a long time, so lets get right into it fam, right here on The Spann Report!

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(Episode 171) “Spann’s Repsonse”

You guys are getting 3 episodes this week. In an unprecedented, and one time only occasion, Spann will dedicate an episode to responding to a listener who takes issue with the way that Spann speaks about the likes of Umar Johnson, Tariq Nasheed, Boyce Watkins, and others who have cemented their place in “The Special Hotep Unit” THIS WILL NOT HAPPEN AGAIN. But this needs to be said.


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(Episode 170) “Y’all Gonna Listen To Me One Day”

On episode 170 of #TSRP Spann has an experience with the police this week while carrying a firearm, was he the beneficiary of respectability politics? A Baton Rouge police officer is attempting to sue Black Lives Matter, does he have any legs to stand on legally with the pursuit of this lawsuit? We get an update on 2 armed white men who walked into a Dearborn, MI police station armed with rifles, and wearing ski masks, and lived to stand trial. A northern Michigan political official has called for the extermination of ALL Muslims, and doubled down on the rhetoric when confronted with it, can you guess who he voted for? And later in the show, is Child Support “enslaving” black men? An unnamed woman seems to think so, we’ll see what she has to say, and another woman thinks Michael Jackson was singing about her in a classic song. We’ve got a new AssHat and Champ of The Week as well. All of that and more tonight on The Spann Report!

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(Episode 169) “A Broken Clock”

On episode 169 of #TSRP we talk about having the creation of The Spann Report group, and the hopes for that going forward. Meijer stores have just announced that they will start making home deliveries of alcoholic beverages, get your glasses ready. Jay Z has announced the details of the 4:44 Tour and the memes and jokes rained down. We update on more developments with Maia Campbell after LL Cool J extends a helping hand her way. Republicans think that college in the US has had a negative effect on the country. (Does this surprise anybody) And the NRA has doubled down on that controversial ad with Dana Loesh, with a new ad, this time singling out activist and organizer Tamika Mallory, another example of that organization being complete and utter shit. And later in the show, Umar Johnson made an appearance on NewsOne Now with Roland Martin this week to address the many issues that have come up, and have been highlighted since his last appearance on The Breakfast Club. We’ll talk about the dangers of overlooking the glaring issues surrounding this man, and men like him, because they drop a few nuggets that you can digest. All of that and more right here on The Spann Report!

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(Episode 167) “Dr. Spann???”

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On episode 167 of #TSRP Spann shares a few random thoughts that were swirling around in that brain of his. The Fourth of July has come and gone, why is it one of Spann’s least favorite holidays? The Republican led legislature in the state of Michigan is seeking to loosen the gun laws where ANYONE can carry a firearm concealed without a Concealed Pistol License, along with calls to decriminalize the possession of switchblades, are they going to far? And later in the show, Spann talks about our propensity to accept bullshit, so long as the bullshit is coming from someone with “Dr” in front of their names. All of that and more on this episode of The Spann Report!

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(Episode 138) “King Kong Ain’t Got Sh*t On Me!”

#TSRP Kicks off the New Year with a new episode and a new night! Join me this Thursday 1/5/17 at 8:30 PM EST for Episode 138 of The Spann Report, as we talk dogs, Spann Family Pooch “Tyrone” now requires diapers, and he ain’t too happy about it. And in the news a family dog mauls them for trying to put a sweater on him. (I think it’s safe to say he was fed up.) A man finally decides to stop eating Chitlins, and you will be amazed at what was the final straw to get him to quit. Congressional Republicans tried to gut an ethics oversight office as they take office, only to change their minds when the public caught wind of what they were trying to do. (Donald Chump takes credit of course). And later in the show, we still have fallout from the Umar Johnson/Sara Suten Seti beef. Johnson issued an apology, but did he really? Spann will break that down as we welcome in the New Year!

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(Episode 137) “Hoteps: The Civil War”

Join Mr. Spann as we bring an end to the year 2016! The Christmas holiday has come and gone, and parents around the world are taking the opportunity to embarrass their kids once again. Trey Songz went berserk at a concert in Detroit and wound up in jail. Serena Williams gets engaged, and after seeing to who, niggas is ALL IN THEY FEELINGS. As 2016 comes to an end, we’ve lost a lot of celebrities, or did we? Why do I feel the urge to be a dick though? And later in the show, the showdown of showdowns erupted on YouTube as prominent Hoteppers “Dr.” Umar Johnson, and Sara Suten Seti engage in a war of words over who started and is now the leader of the “Black Consciousness Movement”. We’ve got a new AssHat and Champ of The Week and more, this week on The Spann Report!

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