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(Ep. 239) #TSRP “Special Hotep Unit: The Saga Continues”

On Episode 239 of #TSRP we’re scrapping our normal show to bring you this very special edition of The Special Hotep Unit. We’ll be discussing the unveiling of Umar Johnson’s new school! He put out a video on the internet of the supposed site of the new academy for young black boys. Did he REALLY do it? We’re we all wrong for questioning him? Could this finally silence the critics of this man? We’ll definitely find out on episode 239 of The Spann Report!

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(Ep. 232) #TSRP “Too Much Dip On Ya Chip”

On the final episode of #TSRP for 2019 we got a lot to cover. We start the show with some listener feedback as we got a few emails after the last episode concerning Kevin Hart debacle. We then hop In The News, as The Betsy DeVos Department of Education cancels over $150 Million in student loan debt after being sued for delays. Male birth control is on the horizon, and it’s a shoulder rub away. A report came out from the New York Times that during the 2016 Presidential election, that Russian operatives targeted Black voters in an effort to dissuade them from voting. And the government is currently shut down after Donald Trump refused to sign a funding bill, because it didn’t include monies for the border wall he said Mexico would be paying for. Then, we’re off to Blue Blazes, with Chris Rock getting dragged to all hell after video resurfaced of him defending Louis CK’s use of the word “Nigger.” Millennials in China are sending nude pictures of themselves as collateral to secure loans, and singer Jacqueese is catching the wrath of old school R&B heads after he proclaimed himself, King Of R&B. The Special Hotep Unit makes a return as Umar Johnson comes out from the shadows to attack Tyler Perry for the ways he spends his money. Namely the paying off of Christmas layaways of poorer families. Then, it’s off to Proud To Be American where a bank called the police on a black man for trying to cash his paycheck. A jury acquits a man who blasted Fu*k The Police right in front of the police. A bill in the Michigan Senate is seeking to end childhood marriage in the state, and in Huntington Woods Michigan, disgruntled parents are seeking to put an end to Drag Queen Story Time at the library because they think the practice is “perverse.” We’ll be covering all of that and of we’ll have our Annual AssHat of The Year Class Graduation, and ourChamps of The Year announcements. Lots to get into, so let’s get right to it right here and right now on The Spann Report!

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(Episode 214) “All Patriotic And Sh*t”

On episode 214 of #TSRP we kick off the 4th of July festivities early! We get right to the shenanigans In The News as Joe Jackson, the patriarch of the Jackson family passes away at 89 years old. The Supreme Court has made a ruling that could hurt public unions for decades to come as worker’s rights are continuously eroded. Harley Davidson has decided that they have to move some of their manufacturing overseas in response to Donald Chump’s Tariffs. And a woman has been charged after video surfaced of her assaulting a kid a community pool. We then move on to The Special Hotep Unit as Umar Johnson is back to his shenanigans. This time trying to tie the LGBTQIA community to pedophilia. And another hotep goes before a school board as they were contemplating allowing students to have a Black Lives Matter Day during Black History Month, to tell them that BLM is being used to push homosexuality on black children. In Blue Blazes, a man took his love of A Nightmare on Elm Street to the extreme as he murdered someone using a “Freddy Krueger” type glove. Comcast is now about to begin throttling HD quality videos on their Xfinity Mobile customers, you can get better quality videos if you’re willing to pay them more money though. (Net Neutrality Anyone???) And a Crip from California claims to have confessed to knowing who killed Tupac. We then move on to Proud To Be An American, as a new black business was met with a not so welcome message from the surrounding area of their establishment. A pharmacist denied a woman a prescription given to her by her doctor to terminate her pregnancy. And it’s actually legal. Supreme Court Justice Anthony Kennedy is retiring from his post, giving Donald Chump another crack at filling a seat on the court that has handed down a lot of 5 to 4 decisions on crucial rulings this year. And news media outlets have been paying Melania Trump to use her images, but there’s a catch to their ability to use them. All of that, and STILL we have our AssHat & Champ of the week, maybe a little bit more, on episode 214 of The Spann Report!

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(Episode 202) “Hi! My Name Is…”

On episode 202 of #TSRP Spann opens the show with listener feedback as the conversation continues on why dudes find themselves being called trash. Then we hop into the news as a black teen in suburban Detroit was shot at while asking for directions on his way to school at the home of a “retired Detroit Firefighter.” Come to find out, this isn’t his first run in with the law concerning firearms. The Feds have seized control of Backpage.com as the website had been linked to untold amounts of human trafficking, and prostitution rings. And Donald Chump is in the news for 1.) His Chump Tower building caught fire resulting in one person dying. 2.) His personal attorney, Michael Cohen had his home and his offices raided in connection to his hush money payments to Stormy Daniels, and 3.) This dude just decided to attack Syria. We’ve got a few Blue Blazes stories too, as a college student just sold her virginity to an actor to the tune of $1.4 Million. China has implemented a weird social credit system that has eerie similarities to an episode of Black Mirror.Taylor Swift has just given us a cover that NO ONE was asking for. And a police officer with a funny, yet appropriate name was just arrested for moonlighting as a prostitute on the side. We’ve even got another episode of Special Hotep Unit, as Umar Johnson is back to his old tricks, and of course you know money is involved. All of that, and of course, we’ve got our AssHat & Champ of The Week announcements to make as well. We’ve got a whole lot to get through right here on episode 202 of The Spann Report!

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(Episode 192) “We Tried To Tell Y’all!”

On Episode 192 of #TSRP, Spann announces the launch of the newest show on The Spann Report Podcast Network, The Beer N’ Chicken Podcast. The Umar Johnson/ Tariq Nasheed shenanigans continue as Hotep Civil War 2 reaches into it’s third week on Social Media. Sex Robots with bionic penises are scheduled to launch this year, will this render your ain’t shit ass obsolete? And later in the show, Ginuwine has been top of mind in social media spaces as his appearance on Big Brother UK sparked debate on whether or not it was “transphobic” to reject the advances of someone who is Transgender. But were there actually people mad at Ginuwine? We’ll break that down. And of course we have our new AssHat & Champ of The Week to denounce, and to honor as well. All of that AND MORE this week on The Spann Report!

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(Episode 191) “Back For 2018!”

Just as the title suggest, we’re back for 2018, with a renewed vigor, and a refined vision. Spann hits the mic for the first time of the year to celebrate 7 years officially of The Spann Report, as January 8th is the original birthday of the show. Special thanks to all of the listeners who reached out to the show after episode 190. We have some special announcements to make for the new Spann Report Network as a new show is coming on board, with new host, bringing new voices, and new personalities. We dive in to some of Spann’s more recent random thoughts that sprang up over the holiday break, and then right back to the madness! A woman was shot in Chicago while filming an altercation with another woman. But why though? Cable bills are slated to rise in 2018, and if you think streaming services may be able to save you, you might want to think again. A Detroit woman defrauds Social Security to the tune of $176,000 and she avoided jail time??? How Sway? HOW? And a conservative software engineer is suing Google because he says he was fired for his political beliefs. And later on in the show, another Hotep Civil War has broken out as Tariq Nasheed, and Umar Johnson both trade insults over social media. All of that, and we’ve got our AssHat & Champ of The Week! It’s been a long time, so lets get right into it fam, right here on The Spann Report!

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(Episode 171) “Spann’s Repsonse”

You guys are getting 3 episodes this week. In an unprecedented, and one time only occasion, Spann will dedicate an episode to responding to a listener who takes issue with the way that Spann speaks about the likes of Umar Johnson, Tariq Nasheed, Boyce Watkins, and others who have cemented their place in “The Special Hotep Unit” THIS WILL NOT HAPPEN AGAIN. But this needs to be said.


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(Episode 170) “Y’all Gonna Listen To Me One Day”

On episode 170 of #TSRP Spann has an experience with the police this week while carrying a firearm, was he the beneficiary of respectability politics? A Baton Rouge police officer is attempting to sue Black Lives Matter, does he have any legs to stand on legally with the pursuit of this lawsuit? We get an update on 2 armed white men who walked into a Dearborn, MI police station armed with rifles, and wearing ski masks, and lived to stand trial. A northern Michigan political official has called for the extermination of ALL Muslims, and doubled down on the rhetoric when confronted with it, can you guess who he voted for? And later in the show, is Child Support “enslaving” black men? An unnamed woman seems to think so, we’ll see what she has to say, and another woman thinks Michael Jackson was singing about her in a classic song. We’ve got a new AssHat and Champ of The Week as well. All of that and more tonight on The Spann Report!

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